To my darling: I wanted to express the depth of my love but I'm pretty tired and lazy so this will have to be enough.
Like the couch potato that loves their TV, nothing comes before my love for thee.We're in this the long haul like you're smelly old boots, no matter how much I nag you're not getting new shoes.
We connect so well in our long endless silences when we sit next to each other on our electric devices.
I know you really care when you scream "No" And dive in front of me, so I don't step on legos.
Our romantic nights when we take things slow And fall asleep to the tvs glow.
I can tell you accept me, the way that I am When I've drooled on your chest, next to you crammed.
I appreciate you waiting until you're out of bed And into to the bathroom so you don't fart on my head.
I love you when you're bald, you love me when I'm hairy. You love me in the morning when I look really scary.
I'll love you when you're saggy. I love you when you're old. I love you when you're smelly and ocky and stale like mold.
We're silly together until death do us part. I'll love you forever, even when you fart.
Well, he thought it was cute!