This is the story of "our squirrel" who we named Thaddeus Thatch.
Thatch is a very good squirrel and we give him peanut butter once or twice a week.
He stood, eye ever watchful- the guard of the sacred and coveted peanut butter.
This is the story of "our squirrel" who we named Thaddeus Thatch. This is Thaddeus, though we call him "Thatch". As we're on such good terms. My husband befriended Thatch after seeing him hanging out outside our window. He then got the bright idea to give the little guy offerings of peanut butter. He's been our bestie since. We started giving Thatch his offerings on cardboard after one incident where he nearly fell backwards out of a tree trying to eat it out of a cup- his face was stuffed into the cup and he kept leaning backward. Now had we not had concern for Thatch- it would've been hilarious. Thatch is a very good squirrel and we give him peanut butter once or twice a week. This is Thatch in *His Tree. His. Tree. This: Is Rogue Squirrel One. Sworn Enemy of Thaddeus Thatch and attempted Usurper of the Peanut Butter. This is our dear Thatch bravely leaping to defend his territory from the interloper! The challenge was accepted and Thatch gave way to a merry chase! Across the wide and treacherous 6th Ave did they fly- dodging dangerous monstrous vehicles in the epic battle. Back and forth the battle waged as Rogue One attempted to gain ground only to be thwarted by the triumphant Thatch time after time! This is Squirrel fury! Thatch, ever the hunter- knew his fair friends beheld him and he gazed forward the mighty warrior- the very depiction of strength and dominance. He stood, eye ever watchful- the guard of the sacred and coveted peanut butter. He triumphed over the fiend!!! Successfully chasing him out of his land and he lives to fight another day! Hail Thatch!! Fight on brother!
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